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Offense

credit cost

obscene gesture 6
Language
with obscenities
8
without obscenities 4
Physical Harm
Human 10
Animal owned by 8
Inanimate Object owned by 6
Breach Of Trust
Lie 8
Theft 10
Cheating on games 4
Body Emissions
Oral/Facial 4
Proctologic 8
Urologic 6
Sexual Infidelity
Flirting 6
Kissing 10
Touching Anything 16
Any Insertion or Receiving 26
With Climax 50

To Whom

Multiplier

Parent 3
Sibling 2
Child 2
Spouse 3
Boss 2
Co-Worker 1
Anonymous Person 1
Aquaintance 1
Close Friend 2
In-Law 0.5
Girl/Boyfriend 2
Crowd 3
Animal 1.5
Inanimate Object 1
 
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