Asshole Offset Credits, create a better world by leaving an asshole neutral footprint

To Redeem your 1 Asshole Offset Credit you will have to have a paypal account.

Go to the Asshole Footprint Calculator™ and caluculate the credits needed to make you AssHole Neutral.
Purchase the appropriate credits, then email us to let us know you have a card.
Please let us know how the card found its way to you, your PayPal email account we can credit it back to you, and the order number from PayPal.

Does your boss need some Asshole Offset Credits™?
Your inlaws?
Buy your Karmically challenged friends an
Asshole Offset Credits™ gift certificate.

You know who they are.
If they don't need it now, they soon will.

Did you find or were you given one of our 1 AssHole Offset Credit cards? Do you need to redeem it and yourself? Click here to find out how.